Infamous Quote Page

"Kyle and Matt, don't be tickling the sisters (nuns)!" ~Fr. Rick

"...2-3 million people died of death." ~Ms. Neill

"I'm not a frog; I'm a frogingo...a frog and a flamingo!" ~Mrs. Henerey during Calculus on Halloween 2001

"Ms. Neill, how do I act like a nerdy teacher for the play? I thought you would know!" ~Adrienne speaking about her part in "West Side Story"

"If a planet's main component was silicon, would they make their breast implants out of carbon?" ~Mr. Budd during AP Biology

"Oh, no, she's getting her teach on!" ~Kate speaking about Ms. Lorenz while subbing for Dr. Menius

"Tony Blair is a cutie...I wanna sugardaddy!" ~Ms. Neill

"I couldn't sing worth a hoot!" ~Mr. LeSan (our choir director)
"I'm not deaf; I have 20/20 hearing!" ~Miche

"No beer and pizza!...how do you spell that?...What? Beer and pizza?!" ~Ms. Johnson and Bridgette

"...Just take off your bra so I can give you a better one!" ~Miche

"I put my beer down and started cussing!" ~Sr. Lou

"...They start dating and they move fast...you know, around the bases!" ~Kate

"There's another beautiful sport but there aren't any bases!" ~Ms. Lytton

"Did I tell you guys that I stopped at a green light this morning; I was wondering why everyone was passing me!" ~Miche

"We don't Pope bash!" ~Sr. Lou

"Most of you girls don't put the detergent into the washer analyzing the chemical make-up...if you do, we have a problem!" ~Mr. LeSan

"Oh, I was there with you--I got to touch his (Mr. LeSan) petals!" ~Missy M.

"Dude, do you know how hard it is to laugh silently? I've done it once and almost sufficated myself!" ~yah, that would be me

"You know, Famous has changed! You used to walk in the door and there is the men's department. Yesterday, I walked in and I was in the langerie department!" ~Mr. LeSan

"Do you think I was a dork? Yes I was--just like Jim Carey...You mean, DREW Carey!? ~Mr. LeSan and Kiri

"Oh, you skank! Oops, is that how you say that?!" ~Ms. Lytton

"Honestly, how many Prince Charmings have mullets?!" ~Colleen Coursault

"I'm just a little blonde girl who doesn't know how to do calculus!" ~myself (but it also pertains to my calculus teacher!)
"Man, think of those guys that wear briefs! That has to be uncomfortable...I mean, just think of how much they have to fit in there!" ~Miche

"And that's the point when Dan (Becvar) and I wondered why we stopped at Toys 'R Us for GUM!" ~Brian Shaver

"Are any of you a people person?...Ok, never mind. I guess you can just take 'em or leave 'em! Never met one I liked!" ~Ms. Neill

"PCP guys like to take off their clothes-they come over the radio as 'Nude'. Now, if it were to be models from Vistoria secret, we would all be like, WOAH! But, no, they are always some big, ugly dude!" ~Brian Vickers

"So, if I get two Ph.D.s would you call me Doctor Squared?" ~Brian Shaver

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OREGON QUOTES

"I'm the king of the city!"..."Aren't you the king of the world?"..."Oh, I'm going places!" ~Mike Gau

"I've never been this nervous...not even when I bore him!" ~Mrs. Carrow watching Tom beat an Oregon kid

"I'm gonna name my child 'Assistance' so you will always have someone to help when "assistance" is needed!"..."what would his/her nickname be? Ass? Assi?" ~Lauren Ritter and myself

"No jaywalking!"..."I'm not jaywalking...it's jayRUNNING! No one can arrest me for that!" ~Phil Matthews and Mike Brand

"I'm better at watching racquetball then playing!" ~Mike Gau

"It's all about the Benjamins"..."AND Safeway!" ~Mike Gau and Gogel
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"Mrs. Henerey, I can't do calculus today; I've run out of graphite!" ~Jess

"Can I go to the bathroom?--I have too much pressure in my bladder!" ~Miche during Physics

"We're not looking for romance; we're not looking for a long time relationship; I'm just looking for someone to eat with me, sit with me, pretend to dance with me, then go home!" ~Miche discussing her prom date

"You love him! You know you want to have little baby LeSan's! How about little Buerkle-LeSan combos!" ~Jessica Menius

"Do you like bow ties or ties better?" ~myself "Well, I guess a tie or no tie or just no shirt or wait, let's just say butt naked!" ~Jess' response (completely joking of course!)

"...But, Burx, 0.4 equals 1/4!" ~me (Calc. fried my brain that day!)

"Well, it's kinda like putting chocolate syrup in your mouth then adding milk--just put your head under the butter, add some kernels and shake--maybe some will pop open!" ~Jess
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YA 2002 Quotes
"Dude, get up out of my kool-aid if you don't know it's flava!" ~Mary Claire

(to the tune of "Ain't No Mountain High Enought") "Ain't no lepard decayed enough...!" ~Jason, Jamie, Joey, and Michaela

"Get drunk on the Spirit!" ~Travis

"Yo farizzel, you know what I mizzel!" ~Bob Lesnefsky

"Jesus knocks my socks off!" ~Amber

"I can't wait to hang out with Moses...and live in our Young Apostles Mansion! I want to see you all there in Heaven!" ~Karen

"Have you shown your priest a very great book called the Catechism?" ~Jason

"I learned American and I learned it goodly!" ~Travis

"Do you have my acorn? Squeek, squeek! I can speak squirrel!" ~Ashley

"'Squirrels! In the morning we are squirrels! If you eat peanuts, you're a squirrel!' I just made up a whole song!" ~Travis

"Wow--fat Jesus! Well, I guess it's better than an anorexic Jesus!" ~Karen

"We are the butt cheeks of God! We are the rear end of God! Sometimes, the spirit of God rushes out of us and effects those around us!" ~Katie

"I wonder if these green beans are the linguine noodles from the other night!" ~Jason

"Be a heaven bowl, not a purgatory bowl!" ~Jason
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"Ohh, the members of the God-squad are getting frisky!" ~Tom

"I was a butt trumpet today!" ~Jerid

"'Bubble gum may not mean much to you until you get it on your shoe'--now thats one philosophical statement!" ~Emily

"You see, when a girl walks into the seminary, a red light goes off in every corner. That then calls the Archbishop and then gets forwarded to the Pope! Basically, Lori, just don't enter the seminary!" ~Uncle Tom

"Just buy a hairless cat! It would be just like a chawawa without the yiping!" ~Aaron

"Beer is at the root of Western Civilization; I thoroughly believe that and do everything in my power to uphold that tradition!" ~Dr. Lewis

"Has her (Beck's) train of thought already boarded?" ~Matt K.

"Ucksay my ickday" ~Paul "Wait...I don't get it...I can't...do that...!" ~Beckie (refering to the pig latin)

"Lori, you're turning into a frog!" ~Beckie

"What sound do shrimp make?...None?! Then we've got a problem becuase Beckie sure talks a lot!" ~Matt K.

"Wow--it's hot, you can't touch yourself, Lofo!" ~Beckie

"Oww...ceiling up there!" ~me

"Half of you come over here; half of you go over there; the rest of you come with me!" ~Jerry Beckmann (gym teacher at Vianney)

"You should see the look on her face--it was a half surprised, half sad, and half 'I cant believe u just did that' look--actually those would be thirds, wouldnt they?!" ~Beckie (speaking about me)

"Kidding...and you know it!" ~Matt K.

"Oh no, my data!" (after spilling chocolate ice cream on her paper) ~Beck

"There's a cheese ball in my shoe!" ~Matt K.

"I can fold khakis like nobody's business!" ~Matt K.

"I'll fix your computer; I'll be sure to bring a hammer and welding torch; I'll show it who's boss!" ~Brian S.

"Ok, just divide by zero, add one, multiply by e to the t; multiply by pi then square it; divide by the square root of negative one then cube it all! Your answer should be something greater than infinity!" ~Brian S.

"I don't want to stop talking tho!" ~Brian S. (the "quiet" one)

"I'm the derivative of accerlation in a big truck!" ~Matt K.

"She is our 'fashion victim' of the night!" ~Will

"So which school ID should I use--Seminary or SLU? I think SLU considering I'm with 3 girls!" ~Jason

"Doe, a beer, a Mexican Beer; Ray, the guy who sells my beer; Me, the guy who buys Ray's beer; Fa, so far to go for beer; So, I'll have another beer; La, la la la la la la; Ti, no thanks I got my beer; which brings us back to doe!" ~Will

"You know, if there was a class in "interpersonal electronic communications" we could probably teach it! I mean, of course, you could teach, and I could sit quietly and demostrate to the class what a shy person looks like. If they gave credit for experience in a class like that, we would both have PhDs!" ~Brian talking to me

"uh..AHHHH!!!!" ~Beckie (as the lamp attacks her!)

"LORI MARIE! Woah, what did I just call you?!" ~Beckie (my real name is Lori Christine...yes, she should know that since we have known each other since preschool!)

"Don't hate the playa, hate the game!" ~Foges

"Wait, Lori, you just said you love me and you do the same thing to Matt? That means you either love Matt only as a friend or...we've got a problem here!" ~Beckie

"Does that get to go on the quote page? Yes, I'm in first!!" ~Beckie (the race between Beckie and Brian to see who had more quotes on the quote page!)

"Barbie and Britney Spears are the anti-Christ!" ~Mr. Sharpe

"All men are manic depressed--it's just a problem we have!" ~Mr. Sharpe

"My Broca went on strike tonight!" ~Shayla

"This is your president speaking; F&$% Rhetoric!!" ~Maria

"Her (mine) brain went out to lunch!" ~Beckie and Shayla

(Looking at the can of bug spray) "Hey! Does this repel angry girlfriends?!" ~Jerid

"When I make eights whith two small "o's", I feel like I'm drawing snowmen and that makes me cold--that's just not fun!" ~Beckie

"Chaos, panic, disorder--my work here is done!" ~Shayla's shirt!

"Your tongue is wrapped around your I-teeth and you couldn't see what you were gonna say!" ~Shayla

"She punched me as hard as she could one time and I wondered if she had even hit me!" ~Jerid speaking about Beckie

"Does a sunburnt pig smell like bacon?!" ~Billy

"I don't think he's satan because I have always thought of satan as smart!" ~Jim

"I like it unorganized. Clothes belong on the floor--one pile for clean; another for dirty; and a third for unsure! ~Grant

"Yah, that'll work, Lori! Go ahead and try it; while stepping on my foot, sweep me off my feet!!" ~Beck

"How do you work the microwave?....Uhh, Beck, plug it in!" ~Beck and Carrie

"The most annoying thing people ask me? Probably, 'is that real duct tape?' No! It was a gray cow!" ~Anthony

"We went to the hospital to visit my mom (she's ok now, don't worry) and there was this sign that said 'admitting' and I went over there and confessed to stealing one of their bars of soap and they got all mad! I mean, THEY'RE the ones that put the sign up and they act like it's all MY fault...sheesh!" ~Anthony

"Come on, Brian, read my mind too!"..."I'm trying but Lori is thinking so loud that i am picking up interference. It's the stupid mental static. Tell her to turn her mind off, then maybe I can get a better signal." ~Beckie and Brian

"So, sex is like a bunch of colors?" ~Sarah W.

"Crapola!!" ~Sarah B.

"Lori, you burp like a man!" ~Beckie

"I have instant messenger in my face, you in my ear, and I'm trying to write a paragraph!" ~Brian S.

"What is your definition of power? I can't kill people but I feel powerful! (evil look)" ~Dave E.

"I completely understood what I was saying!" ~Beckie

"You are my T!" ~Foges

"...The details overwhelm me--wait how do you spell that?!" ~Beckie

"Beckie has ghetto booty hair" ~Paul

"Want some suga?!" ~Foges

"You're like the plumber of the automotive industry!" ~Ruben

"Surround Sound!" = Lori + Beckie

"It's like 'swirled', only its torld!" ~Ruben

"Did you ever wonder why the word 'abbreviation' is so long, especially when you take into consideration what the definition is?" ~Ruben

"I hate when the door doesn't work!" ~me

"That's a great motto for FU--Just screw it!" ~Shayla (no pun intended)

"I come with subtitles!" ~Dave D.

"Pretty soon, the Gospel is going to read: 'The angel, Kermit, came down to Mary and said...'" ~Lisa

"Ribbits we have heard on high, sweetly croking o'er the plains!" ~Lisa

"Yah, they were playing that 'Hey I have STDs but still have sex with me' music! Gotta love it!" ~me (sarcastic of course!)

"Lori and I: We come as one!" ~Beck

"I just got going and I couldn't stop! I didn't mean to! My fingers are out of control!" ~Beckie

At a Christian bookstudy: "I mean, there is more than one God and they all fall under the umbrella of 'God'." ~Sarah W.

"According to this theory, although there is no exchange of money, because there is no direct relationship between payment and consumption, television may in fact be paid for." ~Beck

"Well, hello! And how's your ass?!" ~Beck

"Okay, I have a deep question for you: Which one is farther down in the ocean, the Pineapple Under the Sea or the Titanic?" ~Ken

"Sponge-Christ Holy Heart!!!" ~Ken, John, me, Renata, Angela, and Sadie

"All I wanted was for her to tell me the name of the article, but she decided to spend 10 minutes telling me what you did for your assignment!" ~Brian S. (to me about Beck)

"We are now called 'Becri'--we officially come as one!" ~Beck and me

"Dr. Burgo, It'll be okay! I'll just speak for her; I mean, we think the same thing anyway!" ~Beck (talking about next semester if my jaw is still wired shut when classes begin)

"Unless your father is a 300 pound black man, I don't think that's him, Em!" ~Mary A.

"No, see, Dave is actually shrinking..." ~Andy

"Lori's letter to the parents: 'Dear Parents, I would like to apologize in advance for the lesson I will be giving your children next week. I am a very strange person who could quite easily offend or upset your children. I will do my best to contain my bizarre behavior, however, I am what I am, and there's only so much that can be done about that. May I suggest allowing your little ones to watch a scary movie the night before I deliver my lesson? Such an activity can make the fright of learning from me seem relatively tame. God Bless, and I look forward to torturing... I mean, teaching your children. Have a pleasant day! Love in Christ, The Great Frog Princess'" ~Andy

"Quit bragging snot!" ~Melissa

"I'm ragingly unhip!" ~Prof. Santirojprapai

"I know. I'm like a modern day Fonz!" ~Bill

"Lori Logic: ah, yes, that great oxymoron" ~Brian S.

"It's really tempting (to take Lori's final sign language exam), but all I know is the alphabet and the sign for socks, penis, friends, thank you, I, my, and I know. Oh and the Nicine Creed!" ~Colleen M.

"Those damn Texians can't drive! They're so used to their horses that they don't know what to do when they have horsepower!" ~Dave D.

(on the walkie talkie) "Attention, we need assistance at location 5689; I repeat, we need assistance at location 6814 and 47 next to the Frenchman!" ~Brendan

"Eww...this mud is so...muddy!" ~Ryan M.

(while dancing in the pew at church) "Ok, fine, I'll put on my...click...pew seatbelt!" ~Brendan

"POINT!" ~YAs 2003

"Let Jesus cook dinner for you at least one night a week!" ~Brian (YA 03 captain)

"Oooo...a pee rainbow!!" ~Melissa M.

"You're gonna shit a sponge?! Oooo wouldn't that be bad if it was Sponge Bob Square Pants?!" ~Lisa (trying to decipher my new language--shut jaw!)

"(me)You mean to say that you think I'm...nor...normal?!" "(Justin)No, of course not!" "(me)Ok, whew! I was getting worried there!" "(Justin)But I love you for you! Quirky, crazy, zany, off-the-wall you!" ~Justin and myself

"Well, I think you're goofy, loopy, and madcap!" ~Jon (responding to Justin's description of me!)

"I am consitently unconsistent!" ~Mary A.

"Did you know that Twinkies' have a shelf life of like 3000 years?! Seriously, you could stash them in your bomb shelter and eat Twinkies all day and still survive! Then when a nuclear war breaks out, we'll all have our Twinkies and at the end, there will be a bunch of fat people running around!! No 'Stonehenge' but Twinkiehenge!"..."Sure, they might be alive but with all rotted teeth! Oh geez, there I go again thinking about teeth!" ~Justin and myself

"Hi...you can molest your computer now!" ~Paul

"Not a dude in this world says 'Let's get naked and just hang out'!" ~Jerid

"I swear, sometimes I just want to strangle that little orange bubble-headed thing." ~Andy

"I don't think I want to do another Rolla boy!" ~Deanna

"You put Pop-Tarts in the microwave?! No!!! They arent' called Micro-Tarts!" ~Richter

"Eww--it's diariah grass!" ~Dave

"I'm an experienced condom toucher!" ~Mary

"Yes, Sarah, together, you and me are a cow" ~Beckie

"Grrrr...see Lori, now I'm pissed!" ~Trisha

"Boogers are like nose poop!" ~Dave

"Did you mail your underwear yet?!" ~Lisa

"School is a great babysitting place! ~Dr. Failoni "What?! I can't believe she just said that! Oh, I quit!" ~Beck as she opens homework for a different Failoni class

"Playground balls--you know, those rubber things filled with air!" ~Dr. Failoni